Assassin's list

[ssgohanf8]

Ok, I made this up without much thought, so it may be bad and might die quickly. I thought of it to be kind of a roleplay thing. List one person in the forums that you'd like to try and kill(pretend of course, and better if you use someone active in the games.) and you say what you are doing to try to kill them(try to make everything as realistic as possible ex. "To avoid getting blown up at my house I went to the store." Understand? Don't make anything too specific like 'I shot you in the head.' Say things like 'I've got you in my cross-hairs and a finger on the trigger.' And to make sure you know who you are talking about, quote your target's/assassin's last post, to make it clear. I hope this works out, and may be fun to make plots against someone else. If you have a question that I did not make clear, ask. In game text will be... Dark Blue. Try to have fun! Remember, no for-sure kills, give them a chance to counter. And people that are not assassins may try to kill the assassin but think of this as a roleplay and make it seem realistic. No, 'I looked up and he yelled "DIE!"' or 'I looked up and knew he was trying to kill me.' Have fun and creative ways of how you found out. And it can be short things like I did this, and then you had that placed there just in case you did that. Like one sentence type of things, but you can make a large roleplay out of it if you want.

PUT A PROLOGUE IF YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN! TO TELL WHO HIRED YOU OR IF YOU HAVE A REASON TO KILL!!!

I will choose an active player, and enemy, Abyss

Reason: Abyss dated my sister and broke her heart. So I will kill him for it!

The sky is dark and cloudy but that doesn't matter because I'm stalking Abyss in his SCHOOL!!! And I will kill him first chance I get when he's alone...

This is where it might get interresting! Abyss, you have a lot of choices to make while you are in a school. You have kids that may help you, or kids to be a human shield. XD

[Abyss]

Awww, why me?!

The sky is dark and cloudy but that doesn't matter because I'm stalking Abyss in his SCHOOL!!! And I will kill him first chance I get when he's alone..

I walked outside with all my friends, as usually and today I decided to wear sunglasses and a purple wig. I hoped the stalker wouldnt notice me that way.!


Ha! Im like superawesome, I noticed you straight away.

[ssgohanf8]

I walked outside with all my friends, as usually and today I decided to wear sunglasses and a purple wig. I hoped the stalker wouldnt notice me that way.!

I turned my communication device on and my comrad told me of Abyss' location. There was a tracking device in his wig, because there really ISN'T any wig stores. I rushed to his cordinates.

[Daaz]

i choose ssgohanf8 because he is my rival in the insult game and i like to get rid of competion as soon as possible


My people have found out where ssgohaf8 lives so while he is in school i triggered his front door with explosives as soon as he will open the door there will be a BIG BOOOM!

[Abyss]

I put explosives on all his windows! Incase he noticed Daaz


Bwhahahaha! DIE GAYHAN DIE!

[ssgohanf8]

I went to my friends house today and my grandma got home before I did! I set a bomb in Abyss' TV!!! And rigged Daaz's computer with a virus, so it will shut down everytime he gets on the internet!

[Daaz]

its a good thing that my computer is protected by a good anti-virus program and it managed to destroy the virus before it was to late


but a spy-assassin that i ordered was following you to your friend house and when you got in the house he put a banana peel right in front of your friends house so when you will get out of his house you will slip in to the street and then the spy-assassin will hit you with his car

[ssgohanf8]

I noticed the hired assassin, and took the spark plugs out of his car! I set a sleeping gas bomb in your house to set off 30 seconds after you read this! It's in the vents!

[Daaz]

but when i was walking home i got sick so i went to a doctor and he gave me nose plugs he said they will cure me so when i got home read this i wasn't effected by the gas

after plain A failed the assassin followed you to wherever you were going and when you got to dead end he thrown a grenade.....

[Abyss]

And I made a fake wall, the wall was actually made of spiderwebs, so when you touch them you get stuck!
I also boobytrapped all your friends, when you get near them, they explode. (Really expensive! Thank god you havent got alot of friends)

[ssgohanf8]

but when i was walking home i got sick so i went to a doctor and he gave me nose plugs he said they will cure me so when i got home read this i wasn't effected by the gas

after plain A failed the assassin followed you to wherever you were going and when you got to dead end he thrown a grenade.....

I happened to be carrying golf clubs, and when I saw the grenade, I hit it back at the assassin! I stole your roof just so you could get sick and vulnerable!

And I made a fake wall, the wall was actually made of spiderwebs, so when you touch them you get stuck!
I also boobytrapped all your friends, when you get near them, they explode. (Really expensive! Thank god you havent got alot of friends)

I claimed you as a friend so you got a bomb in you. And Shik found out(also claimed friend) that he had a bomb in him and got PISSED! So he's coming after you along with Tharsten becausse he's bored. Right Thar? *Hopes*

[Daaz]

but happen to have a bear's fur coat so i it was warm for me in them

but the assassin was really a trap because he had a very powerful bomb inside him that could easily wipe out 1/10 of the city so the grenade explosion triggered the device and then....

[ssgohanf8]

I don't LIVE in a city! Ah-ha! He blew himself up far away! I cut the brakes off you bicycles and all your vehicles!

[Daaz]

but i never trusted transportation so I always walk by foot or I ride a horse

put you your school on fire when you were in it and blocked the every exit and also glued the windows

[Swordman]

I choose to defend Abyss anyone who needs defense......this is going to be good

[ssgohanf8]

but i never trusted transportation so I always walk by foot or I ride a horse

put you your school on fire when you were in it and blocked the every exit and also glued the windows

I used chemicals in the chemistry lab and blew an exit open and a circular piece 7 meters wide is flying straight at you!

I choose to defend Abyss

I put a bomb on your head because you choose to defend someone! BWAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[Daaz]

luck i saw a dollar on the ground so dodge to get it exactly at the same that piece supposed to hit me

i poisoned all of the flowers in your neighborhood so instead of H2O they started to make some toxic stuff if you brew in any of them you will get infected...

[ssgohanf8]

We just had a huge snowfall that got us out of school for a week, so we have no flowers. XD A REAL reason!!! I used you idea and did the same, but sprayed the trees too.

[Mageta]

I Choose To Kill Swordman Coz He Has A Secret Job

I Plant A Time Bomb In Swordmans Bed That Goes Off WHen He gets In It

[Sanctus-Malas]

I made several planes and rigged them with automatic driving people and atomic bombs and aimed them at all the worlds most populated areas, i then ran to my bomb shelter just to trip and crack my head open and die *Cries*.

But seriously Mageeta i rigged your DS so that the next time you play it it goes KABOOM

[Mageta]

But luckily Harry plays my Ds first coz he lost his so he blows up not me


I put a Abyss Bomb in Swordmans computer so when he uses it a picture of Abyss naked appears on the screen so it blinds him xD

[Sanctus-Malas]

But luckily Harry plays my DS first coz he lost his so he blows up not me

That... actually makes sense (DEAR GODS!!!). I hire all the worlds best snipers and arm them with gene tracking bullets, and they are after everyone who has posted in this forum except me, and they better hit, this alone is costing me 10000000000.....

[Mageta]

But today we had a dress up party at school so i went as Shane Warne so they dident snipe me




I poisened Swordmans breakfest

[ssgohanf8]

They shot me, but it only ripped my hand off, but I know they're there now and I captured him and tortured him to find out who sent him, and after 50 minutes of slowly sawing off his forearm he leaked the info!

For revenge, I'm hiring mole people deep within the bowels of Earth and kidnapped you until you boil within the lava core. And I also went to the doctor to bionicly make a new arm! It works great, it's only got 3 fingers and a thumb, though...

[Sanctus-Malas]

phhhht, mole people they don't exist... wait who are you... no...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Thank god i escaped and detonated a bomb, apparently it was below your house ssgohan.

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