Re: Crush a dream.

[Abyss]

You get a life-size one but she isnt a doll she is alive!

I wish I had MOAR MUDKIPZ

[Swordman]

Wish granted, but it ends up killing you.

I wish I had a normal life.

[Daaz]

wish granted but nothing exciting ever happens to you so got bored of living so you suicided

i wish for a talking monkey

[Abyss]

granted but he can only talk farsi and you attract alot of people from Iraq and the government suspects you of terrorism and kills you

I wish you guys said something about the new style and forum RPG which is coming up

[ssgohanf8]

Wish granted but right before, you went deaf AND blind.

I wish that I hadn't been gone for an important day!

[Swordman]

Your wish has been granted but you were so busy, you didnt notice the sniper outside in a tree. You have been shot.

I wish I was an Admin.

[ssgohanf8]

Granted, but you did something bad with your power and was demoted then banned!

I wish I had an extra toe!

[Daaz]

wish granted but the extra toe is 9 meters long

i wish for a royal crown

[ssgohanf8]

Wish granted but it was stolen from a museum and you're arrested.

I wish I knew "Saria's Song" absolutely perfectly.

[Mageta]

Wish Granted But Then you Forgot It


I Wish I Had Friends

[Daaz]

wish granted but they only pretended to be your friends and when you trusted them the most they rob you house killed all your family and kick you in the balls

i wish for free beer

[Abyss]

wish granted but its cherry beer and it tastes like puke, some guy sees you and tells his friends and they all laugh at you. When you come home your dog ate your homework and your hamster turns out to be gay!! D:

I wish I was a professional soccer player

[Vegeta]

You are but you look like ronaldinho

I wish I had 10000000000 posts

[ssgohanf8]

You do, but get banned for posting "I want posts!!!" everywhere.

I wish to be a chicken pot pie.

Abyss, are you his hamster?

[Daaz]

wish granted but the cook burnt you and then trow you in the trash

i wish to live near the ocean

[ssgohanf8]

Granted but you're so close the house washed away at high tide.

I wish my grandma would stop hullucinating about bugs being on her...

[Daaz]

wish granted but she started to hallucinating that snakes are being on her

i wish for my own island

[ssgohanf8]

Granted but it's on a planet without oxygen.

I wish the ENTIRE WORLD knew I ruled it with an iron fist!

[Daaz]

granted but the hippies didn't liked you as the ruler so they pownded you with their protest signs

i wish that everyone in the world would know me

[ssgohanf8]

Granted but it was for saving kids in a school with a bomb, but you didn't make it...

I wish for the ability to transform into a hippo anytime I wanted, because they are my favorite animal!

[Daaz]

wish granted but you and your species became extinct the next day

i wish i would have 2 extra arms

[ssgohanf8]

Granted but you can't use ANY arms now, because they are always shaking hands out of your control.

I wish Abyss could make a wish without it going wrong because I'm nice.

[Daaz]

wish granted but he won't repay you back

i wish for a mansion

[Swordman]

Wish granted, but one day an assassin was in a tree and sniped you.

I wish I had a less risky job >.>

[ssgohanf8]

Granted, you pour cement for a living, it's smaller, but you get covered in cement and nobody there notices you. But we do and we wonder where you went...

I wish I could be stuck in an inescapable tar pit! And be found by scientists 1000 years later.

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